LABU, AH BENG & SARDAR
1
Labu: I haven’t slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why?
Labu: Got upper bed.
Friend: Why did'nt u Xchanged?
Labu: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchange in the lower bed..
2
Ah Beng tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b there...
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
3
Labu went to a BANK to open a Current A/c. After seeing
the Form he had gone to KUALA LUMPUR for filling up. You know why?
FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
4
Sardar invested 2 Million in a business and suffered huge loss.
Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
5
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10
sec a women gives birth to a kid. Sardar stands up- we
must find & stop her!.
6
Ah Beng - why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?
7
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
8
19 Ah Beng went for a film.On asking them why they came in big group of 19? They replied that the film was only for 18 and above!
Labu: I haven’t slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why?
Labu: Got upper bed.
Friend: Why did'nt u Xchanged?
Labu: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchange in the lower bed..
2
Ah Beng tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b there...
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
3
Labu went to a BANK to open a Current A/c. After seeing
the Form he had gone to KUALA LUMPUR for filling up. You know why?
FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
4
Sardar invested 2 Million in a business and suffered huge loss.
Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
5
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10
sec a women gives birth to a kid. Sardar stands up- we
must find & stop her!.
6
Ah Beng - why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?
7
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
8
19 Ah Beng went for a film.On asking them why they came in big group of 19? They replied that the film was only for 18 and above!
9
A Sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
10
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Labu: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
11
Labu gets ready ,wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Labu: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
12
Ah Beng standing below a tube light with a open mouth......... . WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
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